I’m getting a kick out of this. Has anybody seen that Ezekiel 4:9
bread? I have the ‘Low Sodium’ loaf sitting next to me. I actually think it’s good stuff. However, the former fundamentalist in me remembers that God did not give Ezekiel a ‘Low Sodium’ recipe. Ehem.
Also, it appears that there is a ‘Sesame’ version as well:

But, this guy takes issue with that. Not only was sesame not part of the original extra tasty cripsy recipe, he suggests they show the full context of the verse and create the following:

At least this crap is organic.
Its to be baked on human dung! not put into the bread!